[ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -We hear you've been burgled, Mr. Armstrong.

Have you checked your CCTV?

-Yes.

Nothing useful.

-We'll still need a copy.

-What'd they take?

-Power tools.

A laptop.

Some building supplies.

-Quite a haul then for the burglars.

-This wasn't just a burglary.

♪♪ -"Hands off our tree"?

[Chuckling] Uh, which one?

-The so-called "Raggedy Tree."

Jessica Keegan.

I bought this land a few months back.

Noel here manages it on my behalf.

-Jessica's got big plans.

This is where the glamping pods are going.

-Oh, and that means cutting the raggedy tree down, then?

-By far the best spot, drainage wise.

Right, Noel?

-Aye.

True enough.

-And the view will be spectacular.

-Hang on a minute.

Who's that?

♪♪ Hey!

You!

Police!

Wait a minute!

Stop!

♪♪ [ Pants ] ♪♪ Lost him.

♪♪ I've never understood the point in all of this.

-These rags, bits of material.

They all belong to people who are sick.

So their loved ones hang them here and pray for their recovery.

Yeah.

This tree means a lot to folk round here.

-Seems like a shame to cut it down.

-Price of progress, I suppose.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ [Seagulls crying] -Just got the CCTV back from Glen Carrick Farm.

I'm sure this is the man I saw at the site earlier today.

-Anyone recognize him?

-No.

He must be from out of town.

-Right.

Let's find him.

-Yeah.

Um, Jo, have you any idea where Callum is?

-Not a clue.

[ Down-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -You found it?

-It was, um...under the bed.

-Thanks.

-Listen.

Last night, I never expected us to... -No, no.

No, me neither!

It just sort of, um... happened, didn't it?

[ Dramatic music plays ] -Morning.

-Morning.

-What are you doing here?

-Well, we need to talk.

-I think you said enough last night.

-Um, I actually need to go.

-Excuse me.

-See you, pal.

♪♪ -What was Callum doing here?

-Some, um... community policing thing.

-Look, I didn't mean what I said.

-About being glad that we never had a baby?

-It was nasty.

It was vicious.

It was so -- wasn't true.

I'm here to ask you to forgive me.

-[ Inhales sharply ] Look at the state of this place.

Seeing as you're here, you can make yourself useful.

♪♪ [ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -What have you been up to?

-Callum, there you are.

-Sarge, I'm sorry.

I, um, slept in.

-Right.

Well, don't make a habit of it.

Okay?

-Yeah.

-Do you know what was going on in The Commodore last night?

Me and Ash went for a drink and the place was locked up.

-No idea.

-Sarge?

You're gonna want to see this.

You and the Inspector.

[ Down-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -That's Niamh!

-Is that your Ash she's with?

-Yeah.

It is.

-When was this, Ryan?

-Time stamp says quarter past 10:00 yesterday evening.

-So what were they doing up there?

-You okay if I talk to them?

-Of course.

-Be my guest.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -We were looking for a holy well.

It's not unusual to find one near a rag tree.

If there is a well, it could be a protected monument.

-Which would stop the development.

-Yes.

-But you didn't find anything?

-No.

-You do realize you were trespassing?

-Were we?

-Niamh, there are "keep out" signs everywhere.

-Do you have any idea who this man is?

-I've seen him around, but...

I haven't spoken to him.

-The other day, I'm pretty sure I saw him talking to Ash.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -You have a conviction for criminal damage.

-Ages ago.

I was being harassed.

I lost it and keyed the guy's car.

It doesn't mean I vandalized Glen Carrick Farm.

-I didn't say it did.

-Why bring it up then?

-Well, you must see how it looks, from our point of view.

-It may have escaped your notice that I'm engaged to your sergeant.

No matter how much I hate what Jessica Keegan is doing on that farm, I'm not gonna break the law in the run up to our wedding.

-Just a bit of light trespassing?

-Ever heard of the right to roam?

-Ash... do you recognize this man?

-I've seen him at the tree a couple of times.

-Have you spoken to him?

-Only ever to say hello.

I don't even know his name.

-In favor of cutting down the tree, is he?

-Of course he's not.

But what sane person would be?

I can tell you one thing about him.

He has the saddest eyes I've ever seen.

[ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -I know exactly who that is.

Gordon Conway.

He's never away from this place.

He's obsessed.

-Do you know his address?

-He used to live over Ballymountain way.

I hear he moved to Port Devine.

Not sure where exactly.

-Thank you, Mr. Armstrong.

That's really helpful.

-You know, when Gordon found out the tree was being cut down, you should have seen the way he reacted.

-What did he do?

-A grown man like him, you'd never believe it.

He started crying.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -Aren't you going to ask where I slept last night?

-Well, I presume you're about to tell me.

-Siobhan let me have a room at Concepta's B&B.

-That was good of her.

-There you go.

-Thank you.

-What's all this, then?

Just a few like-minded people working up a strategy.

-We're trying to save the raggedy tree.

-Ah, the one up at Glen Carrick Farm?

-Aye.

-Do you know my Ma used to swear by that tree for getting rid of her verrucas.

-I was talking to the new owner, Jessica Keegan.

Lovely woman.

Those glamping pods are exactly the contemporary accommodation that this town needs.

-[Sighs] =Even if it means chopping down a sacred monument?

-Sacred monument, my eye!

It's a rotten, old tree with some smelly, old rags on it.

[Both sigh] [ Folk music plays in background ] -Did I just hear Clint say he stayed at Concepta's B&B last night?

-Yes.

-So, who was it I heard you with when I got back from the gig?

♪♪ -I have no idea what you're talking about.

-There was someone here, in your bedroom.

I heard them.

-Were you drinking at this gig?

-Just a couple of pints.

-Well, it must have gone straight to your head!

Me, with another man in our room?

-I didn't say anything about it being a man.

[ Suspenseful music plays ] -Alright!

Maybe not, but that's what you were implying.

The very idea!

♪♪ [ Seagulls crying ] [ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Knocks on door ] ♪♪ -Gordon Conway?

-Yes?

-I'm Detective Constable Jo Lipton.

This is Constable Ryan Power.

-What's this about?

-Do you know Glen Carrick Farm?

-I visit the raggedy tree sometimes.

-Were you there this morning?

-For a bit.

Early on.

-So, why didn't you stop when I called out to you?

♪♪ -I've only just moved in.

This morning, I hadn't done anything wrong.

I just didn't want any hassle with the police.

-Are you happy if we look round?

-I've got nothing to hide.

-Thank you.

Ryan.

♪♪ -I only wanted a wee word earlier.

You see, there's been criminal damage and a burglary committed up at Glen Carrick Farm.

-I hope you're not suggesting I'd anything to do with it.

[ Suspenseful music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ As I said, officer, I've only just moved in.

♪♪ -Do you mind?

♪♪ ♪♪ What do we have here?

-These are the boxes I emptied yesterday!

Where did this stuff come from?

-Looks like what was stolen from the farm.

-Gordon Conway, I'm arresting you on suspicion of burglary and criminal damage.

You do not have to say anything, but I must caution you if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court, it may harm your defense.

If you do say anything, it may be given in evidence.

[ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ -[ Scoffs ] I'm not responsible for that graffiti.

It's Jessica Keegan who's the criminal.

-Have you actually spoken to Ms. Keegan, gotten her side of the story?

I tried.

She just bit my head off.

-When was this?

-The other night in the pub on the seafront, the Commodore.

That Jessica was talking to the landlady, bigging up her glamping pods.

So I interrupted, very politely, to tell her that I don't agree.

-How did that go?

-She totally lost it.

Really went for me.

-Why do you care so much about this one tree?

-I like to just stand there... and feel what each rag means.

A prayer from a desperate person for someone they love.

-And who are you praying for?

I saw the dress.

-My wife... Muriel.

[ Down-tempo music plays ] She's in a home.

I moved to Port Devine, downsized to pay for her care.

It happened last winter.

She was out shopping and slipped.

Hit her head.

Traumatic brain injury, is what the doctors call it.

She's not the same woman now.

Never will be.

-I'm so sorry.

♪♪ If you know that Muriel will never recover, why do you still go to the tree?

-It's a connection to others who are hoping... or grieving.

And that ignorant, entitled woman is going to cut it down!

♪♪ -And this Gordon spent the night where?

-At his wife's care home.

He says he fell asleep in the chair next to her bed.

Didn't wake up until 5:00 a.m. -But none of the staff can corroborate that.

-It's hardly the alibi of the century, like.

-And you found the stolen property at his house?

-He says he's been set up.

-Aye.

That's what they all say.

-I dunno.

There's something about him.

-D'you think he's telling the truth?

-You know, I'm -- I'm not sure yet.

Could we get CCTV and number plate recognition from the road leading up to Gordon's house?

-Yeah, yeah.

Ryan can sort that for you.

-So, what's your next move, Jo?

-Do some digging into the argument Gordon had with Jessica Keegan in the Commodore.

-Sounds great.

-Oi!

[ Snaps fingers ] Big night was it, Constable?

-Sorry?

-[ Chuckles ] Jo, do us a favor, take him with you.

He could be doing with some fresh air.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] [ Seagulls crying ] ♪♪ -Hey.

You okay?

-Fine.

I've never been better.

-So, what did you do last night?

-After you dumped me, you mean?

You told me I'm not capable of keeping things casual, so I slept with someone else.

♪♪ -Yeah, right.

♪♪ -Hey.

-Jo.

-Callum.

-Nicole.

-Back again?

You're like a bad penny.

-How can I help you, officers?

-Do you know a Jessica Keegan?

-The glamping lady?

Uh, yes.

Of course.

-Has she been in lately?

-Uh, a couple of nights ago.

But, uh, I don't think she'll be back anytime soon.

-Why?

-She got into an almighty row with one of those eco-warriors.

-Do you know what they were fighting about?

-Well, that stupid tree.

So what if Jessica wants to cut it down?

She owns the land.

-You talking about that glamping woman?

-Yeah.

Do you know her?

-Only what I saw the other night.

She was well out of order.

-In what way?

-Some nice, old fella asked what she's doing up at that farm.

She bit his head off.

-Okay.

So Jessica might have been a little bit OTT, but the poor woman's got an awful lot on her plate.

-Poor woman?

-Well, I don't know all the details, but she wasn't supposed to be buying that place on her own.

-What do you mean?

-I heard that she and her boyfriend won a bidding war to purchase the farm.

Properly stressful by all accounts.

But nobody's seen hide nor tail of the boyfriend since.

Claudia Preston thinks that he dumped her.

-Right.

We'd better be going.

-Yeah.

-Has my wife told you everything you need to know?

-Yeah.

Absolutely.

Thank you so much for your help.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ So, this woman you slept with -- someone I know?

-How could you possibly think that's any of your business?

-Trouble in paradise?

-What do you mean by that?

-You two.

Your little affair.

-She knows?

-Look, whatever was going on between me and him, it's over.

So tell who you like, we'll just deny it.

-I don't believe this.

-All I want is for you to back off.

Leave me alone.

-I'll back off as soon as you're behind bars.

Not a second before, hon.

-What you haven't got is a single piece of evidence against me.

[ Suspenseful music plays ] ♪♪ -You told her about us?

-No, of course I didn't tell her.

She saw us kissing.

♪♪ -Are we alright, you and me?

-I don't want to be discussing my private business in a busy bar.

♪♪ -[ Sighs ] Spill.

Why did she throw you out last night?

-I told her I was glad we didn't have a baby.

-Wha-- -I know!

I know.

I didn't mean it.

I was angry.

♪♪ -What's all this?

-Oh, we're trying to save the raggedy tree.

It's a local landmark.

-How are you gonna do that?

-We haven't really worked that out.

[ Laughs ] -When I was a student, we fought to save this beautiful, old building.

-Were you successful?

-We were, actually.

The developers wanted to put up offices, but it ended up being a community hub.

-So how did you manage that?

-Direct action.

[ Chuckles ] Chained ourselves to the railings.

[ Laughs ] ♪♪ -We could tie ourselves to the tree.

It would stop them cutting it down.

-If you're serious, I'll drive you up there.

It's my day off.

And this tree sounds like it's worth preserving.

-Great!

-Hang on a minute.

Don't we need to think about this?

-Oh, I get it.

You're scared of Marlene.

-Quite frankly, yes, I am.

She'll go ballistic.

-Look, once this tree is gone, it's gone.

Are you really prepared to let that happen?

-No.

I'm not.

[ Dramatic music plays ] -Okay.

Let's do it!

♪♪ -Hey, Barry.

-I didn't know your sister was a part-time revolutionary.

-Hm.

Don't you mean full-time eejit?

-Barry?

You and I need to talk about Marlene and Ash's blessing.

Just how many is it that your wee church holds?

-No, I-I-I think, uh, Marlene wanted just, like, the bare minimum.

-The bare minimum?

Well, how many's that?

-I think she said just her, Ash, and me.

-Nonsense!

This is Port Devine's first gay blessing in your wee church.

The whole town's gonna want to be there!

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -Still living a lie, Barry?

-The whole town?

You see, if the bishop gets wind of this, I'm gonna be booted out of the church.

[ Sighs ] [ Seagulls crying ] ♪♪ -So, the cub's got a result.

-I accessed the ANPR camera on Oak Tree Road.

You'll never guess who was driving up to Gordon Conway's house at 2:00 in the morning.

-Surprise us.

-Jessica Keegan.

Her registration was captured going up the road at 2:15 and coming back down again at 2:37.

-So she could have been planting the stolen goods?

-And framing Gordon.

-Can we track her down, please, bring her in?

-Yeah.

I'll get right on it.

--Thanks.

-So Gordon Conway was telling the truth?

-That's how it's looking.

♪♪ -Can you tell me why your Land Rover was clocked by Automatic Number Plate Recognition going up and down the Oak Tree Road in the early hours of this morning?

-No.

I can't.

-Where were you between 2:00 and 3:00 this morning?

-In bed.

Fast asleep.

-Are you absolutely sure about that?

-Of course.

Someone else must have taken the Land Rover.

Everyone on the farm uses it.

-Define everyone.

-It's a working vehicle.

The keys are kept on a hook in the barn.

-We heard that you were trying to buy the farm with your ex.

Could he have a set?

-I doubt it.

-Why?

-Because he's dead.

[ Down-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -Um, I'm very sorry to hear that.

-One minute he was fine, and then... Of course, Phil had always suffered from asthma, but I never thought...

He was in a coma for a week after it happened.

He didn't make it.

-When was this?

-Three months ago.

Phil was working out in the Gulf.

I was here, sorting out the purchase of the farm.

-You didn't think about pulling out of the deal?

-I had no choice.

We'd already transferred the money.

I had to carry on.

-That must have been hard.

-That's why I don't need all of this aggro about that stupid tree!

♪♪ ♪♪ -The only way in is through that gate?

-Unless they climbed over the fence.

-Could anyone else have been in the garden yesterday?

The movers, for example?

-They had no reason to come out here.

They stayed in the house.

[ Dramatic music plays ] -Jo... take a look at this.

♪♪ ♪♪ -Ryan, did you ask the farm manager, Noel Armstrong, where he was last night?

-Yeah.

He was home alone.

Got up at his usual time and then discovered the crime scene.

-Did you believe him?

-Noel Armstrong has never had so much as a parking ticket.

-How many other people work on that farm?

-A couple.

A few casuals.

-And you've spoken to them all?

-Not yet.

I'm still working on it.

-Marlene, we've got a problem.

-What?

-Niamh and your fiancée have tied themselves to the raggedy tree.

-I'll murder Ash.

-Yeah?

Not before I murder Niamh.

♪♪ -Did you know your girlfriend was doing this?

-Mate, she tells me nothing.

-Well, what would you prefer -- for her to be the docile, little woman?

♪♪ [ Seagulls crying ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -Don't be panicking.

They can't arrest us.

We know our rights!

♪♪ -Okay.

I'm gonna ask you to unchain yourselves.

-Sorry, Dad.

No can do.

-Do you two not care how this makes us look?

Me and Finn are police officers.

-You should be proud.

-Ash, you've already got a criminal record.

Do you really want to go to jail?

-If that's what it takes.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ [ Seagulls crying ] ♪♪ [ Guitar plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -What are you up to?

-I was just thinking about how lucky I am to have you after everything I've put you through.

[ Soft music plays ] You know, who have blamed you if you decided enough was enough.

-I should have given you the money to go on tour.

-Oh, no, no.

You've got nothing to reproach yourself for.

-I was being selfish.

Paranoid.

I was worried that you were going to be besieged by groupies.

-[ Laughs ] Ah, no!

[Sighs] -A handsome hunk like you.

-I wouldn't cheat, Nicole.

-I know.

-I love you, Mrs. Devine-Dunwoody.

And what I said last night, about the baby, I didn't mean it.

I... You know, I'll prove to you I didn't mean it.

-And how are you going to do that?

-Well, you'll have to wait and see, won't you?

[ Clears throat ] ♪♪ -Okay.

[ Sighs ] [ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ [ Birds chirping ] -Just ignore her.

-You weren't kidding.

They're actually tied to the tree.

-Ah, here she is!

The tree-killer.

We shall not be moved!

-We're not going anywhere.

-This is all I need.

-What the hell's she doing here?

-Hello, officer.

This place is fantastic.

So many thoughts and prayers.

-You know, if I was you, I would want to stay under the radar, not draw attention to myself like this.

-Why would I want to do that, seeing as I've done nothing wrong.

-Gordon.

-She loved that dress.

I'm sure she looked lovely in it.

-You see?

This tree means a lot to people.

It would be a crime to cut it down.

-Sadly, that's not up to me, Niamh.

-[ Sighs ] -Is this down to you?

-I saw online that it was happening.

I wish it was.

-You stay there all night if you like.

I'm not changing my mind.

-We'll be here as long as it takes.

-Until you get hungry or need the loo.

-[ Scoffs ] Don't you worry.

We've thought of everything.

-Please, Ms. Keegan.

Does this not prove how strongly this community feels about that tree?

-It's coming down, no matter what you or your acolytes say or do.

-Why don't you understand how much pain this is causing?!

-Okay, I have heard enough!

You two, you have more in common than you realize.

Tell him.

Tell him what you did when your boyfriend was dying.

[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -I tore a bit off his shirt, and I tied it to the tree.

♪♪ It didn't save him.

-Tell her about that yellow fabric.

♪♪ -Who did it belong to?

♪♪ -My wife.

-I'm sorry.

-She's not dead.

♪♪ But she is lost to me.

♪♪ -This is a nightmare.

-Yeah.

Tell me about it.

Hey, does either of you two know who that woman is?

-Louise Halbridge.

-Aye.

She's only been in town like a month or two, but seems pleasant enough.

-So, how come Jo knows her?

-Uh, I think they ran into each other in Belfast.

-Well, clearly they don't see eye to eye.

-Really?

-Hey, guys.

I asked Ryan to check who else was bidding to buy this farm.

-I spoke with the estate agents.

They said it was Noel Armstrong.

-Very interesting.

-Hmm.

I suppose that makes sense.

His family have been tenants on this land forever.

-The agent said Noel was gutted when he lost out to Jessica.

And he had access to Jessica's Land Rover last night.

-I can see why he would want to frustrate Jessica's plans.

He probably thought she'd get fed up and flog the farm to him.

But why frame poor Gordon?

-Here he comes.

You can ask him yourself.

-Afternoon, officers.

-Mr. Armstrong, good to see you.

Saves us tracking you down.

-Always happy to help the police.

-Have you ever been to Gordon Conway's house?

-Never.

-Would you mind showing me the sole of your boot?

-Sorry.

What?

-The sole of your boot.

We can do it at the police station if you'd prefer.

♪♪ Thank you.

♪♪ -I reckon that's a match.

-To what?

-To a print we found in Gordon's flowerbed.

-What's going on?

-Mr. Armstrong, I am arresting you for burglary and criminal damage.

-All I tried to do was protect the land, the tree!

-Oh, come on!

-Somebody had to stand up for this place!

-You can't do this!

This is police harassment!

-Do you want me to arrest you, too?

-Go ahead.

What's the trumped-up charge this time?

Can you get this one to back off?

This is a peaceful protest.

-Of course it is.

And as long as it stays that way, nobody else is getting arrested.

Isn't that right, Detective Constable?

-Yeah.

Of course.

Take him away, cub.

-This way, Mr. Armstrong.

[ Down-tempo music plays ] -I feel so betrayed.

-Well, at least you know it wasn't your neighbors who vandalized your property.

♪♪ -Excuse me.

Excuse me!

I've got something I want to say.

-[ Chanting ] Save our tree!

Save our tree!

Save our tree!

-Will you shut up?!

♪♪ I want you to know that I will be going ahead with the glamping pods, which I hope will be good for this community.

-Shame on you!

-Oi!

Let the woman speak!

-However, I have decided to put the pods somewhere else and preserve the raggedy tree, now that I know what it means to people.

[ Uplifting music plays ] [ Applause ] [ All cheering ] [ Indistinct conversations, laughter ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -When did you grow a heart?

Getting Jessica and Gordon to talk, saving the tree -- -You seem to think I'm made of stone.

-You're hard enough.

-Says the man who wants to be in a relationship with me.

-I like you.

-You don't even know me, Callum.

-So fill me in.

-[ Exhales sharply ] I grew up in care.

I spent my teenage years in the type of place that woman runs.

-So, that girl who died in Louise's care -- Kerry?

-Like looking in the mirror.

-And that's why you couldn't let it go.

-Why's he talking to Louise?

[ Suspenseful music plays ] -He was asking me earlier how you know each other.

♪♪ You have to tell him, Jo, what you suspect Louise of doing, why you came to Port Devine.

Tell him, before he finds out for himself.

-If she hasn't told him already.

[ Conversation inaudible ] [ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ [ Seagulls crying ] ♪♪ -All I wanted to do was persuade Jessica to sell.

I would have given her a fair price.

-But why would you try and frame Gordon Conway for something you did?

-Few days ago, he starts telling me how important the tree is -- me, who's lived on that land since the day I was born.

♪♪ He needed teaching a lesson.

[ Down-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ [ Seagulls crying ] -Right.

So, who fancies a drink?

Assuming the Commodore's actually open tonight.

-I, um, need a word with Niamh.

So... maybe I'll catch youse in a bit.

-Okay, cub.

[ Door closes ] Well, after the day we've had, I think we've earned one.

-Jo, can I have a word?

-Maybe catch youse both later.

-Yeah.

[ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ [ Seagulls crying ] -So the raggedy tree is saved?

-It certainly is.

-Marlene said it was thanks to Detective Constable Lipton that Jessica Keegan changed her mind.

-Well, it wouldn't have happened if me and Ash hadn't taken action.

-[ Sighs ] Can I ask you a favor?

-Depends what it is.

[ Laughs ] -See, the next time you're thinking about doing something... radical... or... against the law... will you talk to me about it first?

-I'm not your property, Ryan.

[ Down-tempo music plays ] -I know you're not.

I don't want you to be.

But I am a police officer.

And if the woman I love is gonna run around and break the law, that can make life very difficult for me.

-The woman you what?

-The... ♪♪ Love.

-Wow.

[ Chuckles ] -That's a big word.

♪♪ -[ Chuckles ] Do you not feel the same way?

-Of course I do.

♪♪ -That's alright, then.

♪♪ ♪♪ -I'm well-aware that it was down to you the standoff over the tree got sorted.

-Thanks.

-Now... Do you want to tell me about your history with Louise Halbridge?

-Yeah.

Okay.

Um...

Uh, back in Belfast, someone who I was very fond of, they died.

[ Down-tempo music plays ] I've just been very angry ever since.

♪♪ -Okay.

♪♪ Sounds like grief, Jo.

♪♪ -Yeah, you might be right.

♪♪ So, what has Louise said about me?

-Well, she's not happy.

♪♪ But I'd like to hear your side of the story.

♪♪ [ Seagulls crying ] [ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪♪ -You're lucky Jessica Keegan doesn't want us to prosecute you.

-Ahh!

Direct action -- you can't beat it.

-Yeah.

What's it like, being engaged to Port Devine's own Greta Thunberg?

-[ Chuckles ] -Tiring.

-Aw!

She loves it, Barry!

-Yeah.

I think she does, you know?

[ Both laugh ] -I'll fill in the questionnaire tonight, I swear.

-I don't have to sort this wedding, you know?

I do have enough going on in my own life.

-We are very grateful.

Honestly.

-Listen.

You know, maybe we should postpone.

If Nicole can't be ready in time -- -Will you stop trying to put this wedding back?

Anyone would think you're having cold feet about our church blessing.

-Me?

-Uh-huh.

-Cold feet?

-Yes.

Never!

[ Folk music plays in background ] ♪♪ -I wanted to say, what I heard last night, it must have been the television.

The idea of you cheating on Clint -- I mean, that just wouldn't happen.

-Apology accepted.

♪♪ [ Music stops ] Shay, what are you doing?

-Following orders.

[ Guitar plays ] -Howdy, folks.

Um...

I've got something I need to say to a very special lady -- my wonderful wife.

Most of youse know this, but, um, a few extra words.

♪ You're my mountains of Mourne ♪ ♪ My Islandmagee ♪ ♪ My own Giant's Causeway ♪ ♪ My sweet Tandragee ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Lady so lovely, lady so fine ♪ ♪ My only true love, Nicole Devine ♪ [ Clears throat ] Right.

This is, uh -- This is the new bit.

-Whoo!

-♪ The day that we married, my angel and me ♪ ♪♪ ♪ The Lord blessed us, made us family ♪ ♪ If he gave us a baby, how happy we'd be ♪ ♪ But there's only one person that matters to me ♪ ♪♪ ♪ You're my very own -- ♪ -Stop, stop.

-[ Sighs ] So, uh... do you think you can forgive me for what I said?

-I'm sorry, Clint.

I can't do this.

Our marriage is over.

[ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -Nicole, wait!

It was Callum, wasn't it, that I heard you with last night?

-Yes.

It was Callum.

[ Sniffles ] -Oh, Nicole, what have you done?

♪♪ ♪♪ [ Seagulls crying ] ♪♪ -So, is Louise saying me being in Port Devine -constitutes harassment?

-No.

She thinks you're a good officer who's got the wrong end of the stick.

And she was at pains to point out that she won't be making any complaints against you.

[ Soft music plays ] -Well, I mean... ♪♪ Thank goodness for that.

-Yeah.

Do you think that's you out of the woods, then?

-Sorry?

-What you've just told me, why you're in Port Devine... [ Suspenseful music plays ] ...could be seen as someone running an investigation off the books.

-So if you decide to report me?

♪♪ -Pretty sure that would be the end of your career.

♪♪ [ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪